Three men are captured by Female savages, and are told their penises would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs. The first was a lumberjack, so his would be chopped off.

The second was a butcher, so his would be sliced off.

The third man started laughing. The females asked what was so funny, and he replied, "I work for Dyson!" Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Sorry... the best I could do from a long list of pathetic "jokes"! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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