The Madam opened the brothel door in Belfast and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties:

May I help you sir? She asked.

The man replied. I want to see Rosie.

Sir, Rosie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else. Said the madam.

He replied. No, I must see Rosie.

Just then, Rosie appeared and announced to the man she charged £10,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand pounds and gave it to Rosie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Rosie. Rosie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. There are no discounts. The price is still £10,000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Rosie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Rosie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Rosie said to the man. No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?

The man replied. Falls Road .

Really. She said. I have family on the Falls Road.

I know. The man said. Your sister died and I am her Solicitor. She asked me to give you your £30,000 inheritance.

The moral of this story is, that three things in life are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer... Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Why do they bury lawyers at 12 feet?

Just in case they are still alive..... Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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Bond, James Bond... Jamie Bond

 Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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 2013 FL2 XS.
Defender 90 300 TDi.
Defender 90 300 TDi CSW.
1964 MGB Roadster.
1944 Willys MB "Jeep" with bullet holes. (gone)
17 hand Irish Drought Thoroughbred (mostly lame)
Nagging Old Boiler.

Mahatma Gandhi said if there is an Idiot in power those who elected him are well represented. The Enemy is our own corrupt Government.

I am utterly profoundly sorry for all these latest jokes, it's the best I can do, simply forwarding on the so called "better" jokes! I honestly do a lot of culling!



There is quite a serious failure with James/ie transformation that would make a 15°52'12.1'' N 100°59.552' Ladyboy blush!

Bond, James Bond... Jamie Bond... or whatever... Obviously any good spy would get the details right!

A dead giveaway that the transformation has failed. Her (or whatever "it" is) the shirt does not open to the left.

The best spy has to get these details correct!



Disclaimer, I have been to Thailand once, a lovely country that I actually still remember. When I was 13 with my parents on a holiday back to England, en route, to see relatives, well before serious damage could be done to me (a different era) in these various countries between UK & OZ! Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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I wouldn't stress, at least you have a sense of humor, many who easily take offence obviously don't.

Left / right buttoning mattered generations ago, is it still a thing?
I wear my watch on my right wrist and have had it pointed out on occasion that it means something - yes that I smashed my left wrist decades ago and that wearing anything there isn't going to happen.

Keep up the good work, even if it isn't up to your high standards. Dad jokes are still funny to a lot of us. Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
Replaced by Ewok what a mistake - now a happy Disco Sport owner

I still use a mechanical watch with milanise strap. My dad had a watch on each wrist. The left was one he could read. The right was a four time a day alarm to remind him to take his pills!


Not quite a dad joke...
 Procrastination, mankind's greatest labour saving device!

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