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Andy131



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That'll be the farmers withholding stocks to drive the price up.

Got to pay for the hot tub somehow


Nothing to do with parents staying at home and practicing baking Tangiers Orange - gone, missing her
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Post #391219 15th May 2020 9:47 am
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Navigator



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It is not technically a "tub". It is the emergency water tank for the fire suppression system as paid for by an EU Grant. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

Post #391223 15th May 2020 11:13 am
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chicken george



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No the emergency water tank is way bigger , not as warm though Neutral



currently not a chicken on the farm, having a couple of weeks off before getting the next batch to ease over supply. you lot need to get eating

fast food and catering shut downs soon alter the eating habits out there, or maybe home cooking = less waste .

that said my home cooking attempts increasingly cause lots of waste food At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Post #391229 15th May 2020 3:00 pm
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A chicken farm with no chickens sounds as dire as a caravan site with no caravans. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

Post #391230 15th May 2020 3:07 pm
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Sidthecat



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chicken george wrote:
No the emergency water tank is way bigger , not as warm though Neutral



currently not a chicken on the farm, having a couple of weeks off before getting the next batch to ease over supply. you lot need to get eating

fast food and catering shut downs soon alter the eating habits out there, or maybe home cooking = less waste .

that said my home cooking attempts increasingly cause lots of waste food


You do deliveries? Laughing

Post #391231 15th May 2020 3:31 pm
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Jimboland



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Navigator wrote:
A chicken farm with no chickens sounds as dire as a caravan site with no caravans.


A caravan site with no caravans. What a beautiful sight, almost as good as roads with no caravans on them.

J

Post #391241 16th May 2020 8:52 am
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chicken george



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Imagine the bliss. An armful of a working vaccine and a road free of caravans At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

Post #391242 16th May 2020 9:03 am
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axle



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Can I have one of the free caravans please? Common sense isn't very common.
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Post #391245 16th May 2020 9:35 am
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chicken george



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Shame your too late the last one just went out


Burnt well Whistle At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Post #391249 16th May 2020 11:24 am
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Sidthecat



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Stolen from today's paper, with thanks to Barry Cryer
Two hundred people being flown home on an emergency Coronavirus repatriation flight. The captain comes over the radio "relax ladies and gentlemen, the aircraft has now reached its cruising altitude of 30000 ft, enjoy the journey. By the way I'm working from home"

Post #391257 16th May 2020 4:02 pm
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chicken george



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A new study has shown that cats do not carry coronavirus, ............ but would if given the option At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

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Post #392060 6th Jun 2020 8:31 am
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Jimboland



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One day I'm coastal walking and come across an old lady in a wheelchair sobbing her heart out,
I ask : are you alright
The lady replies : no , you see I've never been kissed before .
Feeling sorry for the lady I look around quickly kiss her and make ready to go.
As Im about to leave the lady begins to cry 😭
I ask : What ever is the matter now
The lady replies : I've never been groped before.
Feeling sorry for the lady again I check no one is looking and grope her quickly .
Now I said , now your sorted then i will be off .
I set off only to hear her crying once more .
I ask : for the last time what is it ?
The lady replies : I've never been f#*ked before .
So I grabbed her chair handles and pushed her off the cliff and shouted
Your f%#ked now 😬 .

Post #392291 9th Jun 2020 8:39 pm
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Brainzzz



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Post #392540 14th Jun 2020 3:56 pm
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Joedenise



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chicken george wrote:
Ill just stay at home and wallow in the tub



That looks like very bad wind

Post #392541 14th Jun 2020 5:02 pm
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Jimboland



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Me: What's the Wi-Fi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a beer.
Barman: Is Birra Moretti okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Barman: £4.
Me: There you go. So what's the Wi-Fi password?
Barman: you need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase...


Nicked - from a bar somewhere.

J

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