Sorry - no dogs and no photos either
The chances of the locality being a dogging area as Mr. Smutty puts it, is as remote as the chances of winning £100mil on the lottery - this was in a fantastic mountain area further away from such crap as Mr. Smutty could possibly imagine

Although the farmer guy was rather sympathetic, he did mumble something like " oh deary me, a Land Rover as well hmmmmmm!" - bet the was laughing up his own
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A couple of years ago Myself and a pal who lives in Manchester Were heading Off down south on Business, he parked his car in Sale water park next to a Junction of the M60, which is a beauty spot with a Pub restaurant and loads of woodland parking. and set off in my car, We returned at about 23:50 drove in to the park, retrieved his car then made our way to the exit only to find a big steel gate locked and a sign saying GATE LOCKED AT MIDNIGHT, after a dozen calls to various police departments and council offices we then got a mobile number for the guy with the key, who eventually came to let us out at about 4am, he was really funny with us about the whole affair.

When telling the story to another pal he informed us that it's a well known GAY DOGGING area.

My farm worker (Phil) was driving to work this morning in his nazca sands fl2 when he met a tractor coming the other way on his side of the road he took to the verge but still got side swiped by the tractor , he needs a new front wing, drivers door and mirror.
The tractor driver was a young lad who denies that he was on his mobile but I reckon he must of been unless he was just daydreaming.

The verges around the crash site are very high and Phil says that a normal car would not have climbed them so the FL2 maybe saved him from serious injury as his car was fully off the tarmac at the moment of impact. The road is wide enough for two tractors to pass never mind a tractor and a car. At work
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Unlucky, No white lines=Knock for Knock.

Theres a tosser in his early 20's who drives around here in a tractor who is 9 times out of 10 on his phone, he took the front end off a local farm workers golf while makein a left hand turn on the phone, then claimed he wasn't. He got some farm boy style come-uppence I beleive a pick axe handle was involved.

the tractor driver has admitted responsibility, says we was looking behind him after trailer made a funny noise At work
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Rowy wrote:

Unlucky, No white lines=Knock for Knock.

Not if you are stationary at the time of impact 

how do you prove you was stationary?

one persons word agaist another

Rowy wrote:

how do you prove you was stationary?

one persons word agaist another

For the right money i can provide witnesses! 

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AndyC wrote:

Sorry - no dogs and no photos either
The chances of the locality being a dogging area as Mr. Smutty puts it, is as remote as the chances of winning £100mil on the lottery - this was in a fantastic mountain area further away from such crap as Mr. Smutty could possibly imagine

Although the farmer guy was rather sympathetic, he did mumble something like " oh deary me, a Land Rover as well hmmmmmm!" - bet the was laughing up his own
fg

Does he mean me or you CG?  

You obviously, I'm sweet and innocent At work
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chicken george wrote:

You obviously, I'm sweet and innocent

quote from Mr. Smutty: News flash headline.... Farmers BBQ ruined by careless pensioner., quote " it was another of them city folk with a 4x4" sources report that a few other cars got stuck in the snow near a notorious dogging area.

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Im confused whats older than a pensioner? At work
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chicken george wrote:

Im confused whats older than a pensioner?

A corpse - and I aint dead yet either  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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