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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle_accessories LR Freelander2 2,2 Td4 HSE manuel Stornaway Grey (Metallic) & Ebony Black Leather & Sun/Moon-roof & Bi-Xenon & Roof Rails & Tow bar & Body side rubbing strips & Cold climate pack & Privacy glass & NavTeq . Production Date: 11/5-2007 in Halewood.

Sorry, but I have changed to Defender 90 ", and I love my" tractor ".
http://www.youtube.com/bjartin

A freelander with piles (hemaroids)

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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

You can even get accessories for BBQ too this ones got a cock [male chicken] on the left of it





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Thats not really a BBQ though is it ? its the vaners equivalent, just a gas powered sausage burner. A BBQ isnt real without real coals and the need to waste about 20 matches a bottle of lighting fluid trying to light it.

Other accessories include a non-stick magnetic side panel kit, last seen lying in the mud at the side of a Kielder forest road  At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

actually last seen rolled into a tube at the back of someones garage  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

could you stick magnetic sides on a van to make it look like something useful? A speed boat, trackday car or even a burger van?......you could use the last one at 2am outside any nightclub to lure the young ladies to your van  At work
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winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

aluminum isn't magnetic

Could always use no more nails though, on both the car and the van, might make them stick a little better  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis