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 Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
 16th Sep 2025 8:53 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2220 · Views: 1077655 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Irish Nun
In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.
Th ... |
| Tyres |
Lightwater
14th Sep 2025 6:41 pm
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Forum: Wheels & Tyres · Replies: 8 · Views: 400 · Subject: Tyres |
| All tyres get noisier as they wear. If you swap them left to right they will be a bit quieter. Though not as quiet as when new. |
| Factory roof rails query |
Lightwater
11th Sep 2025 2:38 pm
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Forum: Maintenance & Modifications · Replies: 4 · Views: 224 · Subject: Factory roof rails query |
It's the rails that are different for a sunroof.
The single brace, is simply a brace. Don't put any load on it. It can't take any vertical load.
If it's urgent, just lash 2 or 3 lengths of timbe ... |
| Looking for video removing centre speaker cover. |
Lightwater
11th Sep 2025 1:37 pm
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Forum: In Car Electronics · Replies: 10 · Views: 5788 · Subject: Looking for video removing centre speaker cover. |
There are 3 metal clips, one in each corner & one in the middle towards the windscreen. You need to give the panel a sharp quick firm lift straight up.
In the photo the actual metal clip came o ... |
| new tyres |
Lightwater
6th Sep 2025 8:01 pm
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Forum: Wheels & Tyres · Replies: 11 · Views: 915 · Subject: new tyres |
Live on a farm too - I use 235/65r17 Yokohama Geolandar G015s. Decent in a field.
Likely won't go for them next time, been doing some green laning and they're not incredible for that, I'll probably ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
5th Sep 2025 11:51 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2220 · Views: 1077655 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the c ... |
| goes into limp mode quite often |
Lightwater
4th Sep 2025 1:14 pm
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Forum: Technical · Replies: 7 · Views: 441 · Subject: goes into limp mode quite often |
With your avitar you don't indicate which model you have.
If it's petrol like my Si4 the fuel filter is in the tank & gets replaced every 10 years. If you use 98 you can stretch it longer. |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
3rd Sep 2025 1:03 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2220 · Views: 1077655 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
2nd Sep 2025 5:08 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2220 · Views: 1077655 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Half price fare.
An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives who'd used ... |
| new tyres |
Lightwater
1st Sep 2025 9:01 pm
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Forum: Wheels & Tyres · Replies: 11 · Views: 915 · Subject: new tyres |
17" any day.
19" are poodle rims!
If you get bogged you can let them down. More chance of getting out with more side wall to play with.
I have 18" poodle rims. I wanted 17" ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Lightwater
1st Sep 2025 12:04 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2220 · Views: 1077655 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
A man goes to see a wizard and says, 'Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?'
'May be,' said the wizard. 'If you can remember the exact words of the curse.'
The man replies, 'I ... |
| 2025 Kia EV5 |
Lightwater
31st Aug 2025 12:11 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 5 · Views: 1491 · Subject: 2025 Kia EV5 |
| What is it with pretty much all of the electric cars. They look like someone has gone over them for a solid month with an ugly stick! |
| DIY new roof liner. |
Lightwater
30th Aug 2025 11:29 am
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Forum: Maintenance & Modifications · Replies: 24 · Views: 3728 · Subject: DIY new roof liner. |
| The seat covers are wool. Actually thin woven woolen clothes are cool in summer & warm in winter. I have a few woolen t-shirts & they are great in summer & winter. Much better than cotton ... |
| Nokian tyres (bad result) Wheel Bearings |
Lightwater
29th Aug 2025 11:02 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 11 · Views: 607 · Subject: Nokian tyres (bad result) Wheel Bearings |
Give them one of these so there is one tool for every nut!
https://www.freel2.com/gallery/albums/userpics/18500/normal_DSC_3692_104827.jpg |
| DIY new roof liner. |
Lightwater
29th Aug 2025 10:51 pm
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Forum: Maintenance & Modifications · Replies: 24 · Views: 3728 · Subject: DIY new roof liner. |
Personally, while I like black for the roof liner, I much prefer the original material and color for a 4 x 4.
I sewed a new ceiling for my Peugeot 504 in brown velvet. They had stiffening bars across ... |
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