Any veggies on here? If so you will be pleased to hear that I am roasting a huge pig in the farmyard this weekend, So 120 happy meat eating folks can devour it on Saturday night. delicious .

For the environmentalists among us the pig will have travelled approx 5 food miles to reach the dinner plate . fresh and tasty .

I will post a few pics to make you all jealous/hungry/outraged *

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CG, don't seem to have received the invite (Bloody Postman) so have booked elsewhere but will make sure i am available next time.  p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior

Mass invasion anybody? Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

I could cancel elswhere, must be plenty of room up at CG's for a few vans, anyone know if CG has hook up facility? p****d off with a Digital Keyboard Warrior

Do you have a religious alternative to the flesh of the said porker?

Junior wrote:

Do you have a religious alternative to the flesh of the said porker?

bread ? (dipped in pig fat )


oh yes we have LOTS of beer too  At work
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ad210358 wrote:

anyone know if CG has hook up facility?

what like a collection young farm girls or something he dishes out to punters

madam Georgia lady of the night Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

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Just imagine peeking at them and their midnight Scrumpy/bitter shenanighans over the hedge.

Must be like that scene in Indiana Jones

snappa wrote:

Just imagine peeking at them and their midnight Scrumpy/bitter shenanighans over the hedge.

Must be like that scene in Indiana Jones

More like animal farm




(And I don't mean George Orwell)

Yes there will be strange goings on as there will be a lot of townies there... mainly ones that 'work' in marketing.


It wont be a hugh harvey twittingstal sort of do, if he turned up he would get a swift kick in the nuts and told to get lost At work
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Why is there this new "breed" of vegetarian, that eats fish...

Chicken I can accept, they are practically a vegetable, but fish.

I knew a girl that only like fish, didn't like pork, but that my friends is another story. Hi Darling, I'll be home in 10 mins. If I'm not back, please read this message again...

It's like Edward and Tubbs from the League of Gentlemen.

CG going round asking everyone if they are a no-tail and if they are local.

pig pig




baste with oil , rub with salt, light the burners below pop the lids on and hey presto 7 hours later hog roast time At work
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Feeding 120 people off that little porker? hope you've got the chips on aswell