The cheeky of a neighbour a couple of weeks ago, took my brand new green wheelie bin, instead of their old battered one.

Gave them benefit of the doubt and put it as a mistake

Yesterday Green bin day and the took it again, so i went down their drive and dumped theirs back and retreived my new bin

Now I know this is a little trivial but if they want a new green bin, ask the council don't steal mine  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Do you not have your number on it?

My bins are covered with rally "plates" from rallies I have attended.

the 2 black bins have numbers, the 2 green and the brown dont

But i have ordered some bright orange ones to go on them just now

I don't have anything to do with her, first thing she said to me 5 years ago was, do you know thats your fence and it needs replacing...... still does and the mound of garden waste the fence would hide has grown too

I think its her son, who has moved back home with mum after his relationship has failed as his battered car is parked on the road outside all the time Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Just leave it in their drive and keep filling it to overflowing with all sorts of stinking stuff! Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

The council here put the numbers on for you when they are delivered, must be a good council.

Your neighbours sound like the sort who would come home with a wire basket from the supermarket to me

might drill a hole in it and put a tiewrap on the lid if they do it again, so the bin lorry can't empty it, then they be without an empty bin and their black bin will over flow Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers..."Harro", says the chappy.
"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Japanese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me....Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK", says the Japanese bloke, "I wheelie bin having a !" At work
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 Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

What you need is a little thermite magnesium (like R A F used to have, bomb shaped )
depending on the size of the lump, it can melt the weeley bin, wheels, and halve,s of the neighbiors drive
has the same sort of effect as large SINKHOLES .....!!!

or you can just move somewhere Queiter NORTH YORSHIRE is nice at this time of year ....  Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

Or you could live in a Dorset village that has so many ing holiday/second homes that the place is like a ghost town in winter. 3 x FL1 2 manual + 1 auto
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Or you could live in a Dorset village that has so many Censored ing holiday/second homes that the place is like a ghost town in winter.

And plenty of spare wheelie bins

Bill. Life Honorary Member of Wallasey Motor Club.
Licenced MSA Radio Operator for 35+ years.
Rallying is the only sport.

I take it your council hasn't bought in the garden tax yet. Teignbridge council charge £35.00 extra each year if we want to use our green bins. I now use my Wife horse box trailer to take the waste to the tip free of charge.

50 gallon oil drum (or whatever it is in liters ) from my mates garage all the oil he uses get a free oil drum every 2 months ....... set it up on 4 piceses of limestone regulation pickaxe holes for through ventilation around the bottom and thaaaaar she goes ...nearley get hot enough to melt all the slag the ROMAN,S left ......!!! Wales
Were the mud is thicker, and the ruts are deeper.
(And we have the water to wash it off, and more on the way..! )
Sd4 and chrome Ar*e piece, Auto box for best fun
09 Xs Gone
12 xs Gone
HSE with Leather seats and 4 years warrenty.. staying for now !

Ive been given a free composter bin for my garden waste so im doing that