As I came off the slip road at j29 of the M1 today there was a car parked at the top near the roundabout and a man who looked eastern uropean witn his kecks down having a dump.This was in full view of every man woman or child,he was just squat grinning at every body diry tw@t.

Ahhh...the true benefits of immigration that the Government(s) keep telling us is a wonderful thing for the Country.... Foraging near Gaydon....
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err sorry about that  At work
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When ya gotta go, you gotta go!!

A few years ago I had a stint driving lorries for the firm i was a service engineer for as I have a class 1 licence and things were a tad quiet. I was having a brew in a layby on the A449 when a Polish wagon pulled up in the layby the other side........

Low and behold, Mr Driver climbs up on the catwalk between the unit and trailer, produces a bucket and puts a bin-bag in it. Then proceeds to have a No2 in the bucket whilst staring across the road at me grinning like a loon.......

Wonder if it's the same chap?

It's all different cultures! Problem is our governments want to embrace other cultures, I wonder what would happen if all us Brits started having a dump at the side of the road!? Black MY2013 SD4 GS Auto, Wood Company Armrest, Freel2 sticker.
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Why could he have not gone down the bank out of sight and less then two minutes away was Tibshelf sevice station.

Shape of toilets in services does not suit the cultural background. Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

I'm not proud (I am, really) that I have done something similar. I was stuck in the mother of all traffic jams on New Year's Day of 2000 trying to leave a music festival in the Everglades of Florida. To give you an idea how bad it was, it took me 21 hours to drive what should have taken 90 minutes...
Anyhow, when the pressure becomes all-encompassing, when all you can think about is that Mighty Release, when your vision goes black, your mind empties, and your entire life is centered around clenching one small ring of muscles... you have no choice. I walked to an outdoor bathroom (we were in the parking area trying to get out for 15 hours), and saw someone walk in before me with a large piece of card board to push down a mountain that had grown within... I just couldn't do it.

I walked to the edge of a field about 100 yards away from the endless line of cars transporting the 80,000+ people out of the swamp, and leaned back again a fence post next to a canal/swamp area, and did what had to be done in plain view of all of those people.

Two things happened after that:
1) Dozens of people shrugged and did the same - I started a back-to-nature defecation trend.
2) I have never been so empty in my life. I heard a splash about 10' behind me and that's when I realized there was a gator watching my pale white arse...

Years ago I was taken short while fishing in a lake off of the A12 in Chelmsford and it was absolutely pishing down - I had an umbrella so I was protected from the elements but it was just coming down too hard to go 'al fresco' if you get my drift. My Bedford Rascal van was parked in a lay-by on the A12 next to the lake. I got in the back and c a r e f u l l y had a dump in an empty McDonalds burger bag left over from my breakfast. Luckily I had plenty of serviettes left over too. Thing was, I had my 8 year old son with me at the time on his first fishing trip and I couldn't dare leave him by the lake on his own so he had to come with me and witness the event - I'd never seen him laugh so much. He still talks about that day and he's 27 now!  Past: FL2 TD4 HSE Auto
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I'd like to hear about any keen angler who HASN'T had an outdoor dump a some point............... Ours - 2008 Stornoway Grey HSE Auto
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In a McDonald's bag...

rjc1944 wrote:

I'd like to hear about any keen angler who HASN'T had an outdoor dump a some point...............

watching a CCTV caught in the act type program this week

A chap was acting suspiciously after drinking in a park one night, the CCTV controller followed him, and he dropped his trousers, right next to a childs play park and squirted his on the floor

It was funny though, as with the flick of a switch the controller switched from Infra Red to full on Spot lights

got a picture of the as clear a day, unfortunately, he said the police have more pressing matters, so they shame them by adding it to You Tube instead, this got national TV instead

Back in the misspent days of my youth, I managed a small art-house movie theater - we played a lot of indie and foreign releases. Anyhow, I also ran the projection booth... there were many times you'd see suspicious "activity" from up above and more than 1 man had the house lights suddenly turn on while he was mid...stroke, so to speak. To see someone try to run up a theater to the exit with his glory hanging out and pants half off was a truly hilarious.