Sally traffic tonight 5pm had a message from chicken George about delays around Stoke....is he out and about or is there an impostor!

Fortunately there is only one CG, unlike your posts which seem to be double?

What other post

Chicken George is not his real name, his first really is Boy  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

Pinking shears again

Some say that he drives a Range Rover Sport and that he has a hatred of caravans.....All we know is he's called Chicken George! LL.B (Hons) - University of Derby
LOT (Lord of Time) - University of Gallifrey

Cowards the lot of you - you wouldnt knock him like that if he was still around to bite back.
R.I.RRS (P) CG  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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AndyC wrote:

Cowards the lot of you - you wouldnt knock him like that if he was still around to bite back.
R.I.RRS (P) CG

oh yes they would/do/will*

*delete as inappropriate 2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

Unlike you lot I do know the real identity of CG and he's not a RRS Rider, Cadaverous Singer & DJ, Chicken Farmer, Local Traffic Reporter, Caravan Caliph or Iberian Island Lizard. And, has never driven a FL2 or any Land Rover model in his long illustrious life. His real identity is hidden within his pseudonym and it is only now, having recently received clearance from my contacts within the DGSE that I can expose the real CG.

The Freel2 CG is neither a cockney or cockeyed, his statesmanship is no cock and bull story and, he's been cock-a-hoop on many occasions defying our nations leaders. In fact he's not even a Yorkshireman, but the cock is central to his enigma.

CG was head of the DGER (forerunner of the DGSE) and at the same time head of the DCRI and DRM. He has a very distinguished military record but many observers say that in politics his prickly character did nothing to smooth international relationships. Also in marriage to his beloved Yvonne Charlotte Anne Marie Vendroux did not receive that "famed attention" that his successors in office are renowned for when it comes to the ladies.

Yes believe it or not he is none other than Charles André Joseph Marie de Gaulle - CG ex Président de la République francaise. And just like his Italian counterpart Berlusconi he has seen the plastic surgeons scalpel many times to maintain his Parisian charm and hide his real identity. The DCRI tell me this morning that he is in fact not on Lanzerote but in Cannes behind the scenes with his new wife Angela Merkle demanding that both Greece and Britain are expelled immediately from the EU. Hang on to your Cockerels and Chickens - feathers are about to fly.

he has seen the plastic surgeons scalpel many times - pity they didnt cut his balls off long ago then
He is/was no more than a forum terrorist  2007 Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Manual with Premium Pack & Moonroof.
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I think if I every changed from my FL2 to an RRS - I wouldn't tell anyone on the forum  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

How is pronounced? I have been wondering

FL2 = I have an "eff ell 2" or I have a "Freelander2"

RRS = I have a "Range Rover Sport" or " arr arr ess" or more correctly should it be said quickly as "arrssse"

taztastic wrote:

How is pronounced? I have been wondering
FL2 = I have an "eff ell 2" or I have a "Freelander2"
RRS = I have a "Range Rover Sport" or " arr arr ess" or more correctly should it be said quickly as "arrssse"

athelstan wrote:

taztastic wrote:

How is pronounced? I have been wondering
FL2 = I have an "eff ell 2" or I have a "Freelander2"
RRS = I have a "Range Rover Sport" or " arr arr ess" or more correctly should it be said quickly as "arrssse"

Non non non - c'est facile. Le le Président de la République francaise, CG, prendrait dans un Robot d'exploration de Gamme Sportif ou un Air de terre libre deux. Le bon sens - naturellement mon ami.

Sorry Athelstan! I don't speak RRS  2002 Honda VFR800
2002 Toyota Celica 140 Silver (mid life crisis - again!)
2007 FL2 GS Manual Army Reconnaissance Green + freel2.com sticker
2004 Toyota Celica 140 Black - Gone
2000 Toyota Celica 140 Silver - Gone
1998 Toyota Celica ST Pearl Green - Gone
1996 Nissan Primera 1.6 - Gone
1994 Rover Montego 1.6 Auto - Gone

taztastic wrote:

How is pronounced? I have been wondering

FL2 = I have an "eff ell 2" or I have a "Freelander2"

RRS = I have a "Range Rover Sport" or " arr arr ess" or more correctly should it be said quickly as "arrssse"

And if your talking to someone about your own car then you would say 'My arrsse'

delays round stoke? who cares  At work
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