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EYorkshire Member Since: 18 Nov 2010 Location: (!) Posts: 4392 ![]() |
Well done Mr & Mrs CG |
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chicken george Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
she has sat nav |
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npinks Member Since: 28 Jun 2007 Location: Ls25 Posts: 20092 ![]() ![]() |
That could be a problem, go visit, have a drink and forget were you put the biker things |
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 ![]() |
Operation "PRO 5 VIS" is authorized.
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 ![]() |
Admirably Mr Pinks - willing to go over the top regardless of enemy fire. Stoic. |
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razmabaz Member Since: 20 Feb 2011 Location: Cambridgeshire Posts: 246 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Not entirely certain this is a good mandate..... it only needs one caravan in the way and it's toast for the thing! Freelander 1 TD4 HSE - gone, 2 weeks after the Cat.Converter! Freelander 2 TD4 SE Auto MY08 - Santorini black |
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chicken george Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
sod it i will toast it just incase it even thinks of getting in the way At work |
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chicken george Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
At work ![]() At home ![]() "I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race |
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chicken george Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
for sale, rare bike parts , enquire within |
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 ![]() |
The Blighter is a double agent - feathers will fly. I understand the Tallivan has paid the Judas a poultry sum to keep me off the road |
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toeknee Member Since: 14 Feb 2009 Location: out and about Posts: 1509 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Hi CG, Don’t suppose they are made by "Spécialités TA" I could do with two size’s, I could do with a 180mm dia and a 140mm dia chainrings Apparently they are like hens teeth (No pun intended ![]() ![]() |
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chicken george Member Since: 06 Dec 2007 Location: N. Yorks Posts: 13292 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Athelstan actually paid me to loose them so he doesn't have to cycle up those alpine passes |
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athelstan Member Since: 03 Nov 2009 Location: Reality Posts: 2658 ![]() |
Ladies / Gentlemen Due to yesterday evening’s inflammatory statement, Derbyshire’s Foreign Minister Croad Langshan issued the following statement: “The illegal seizure of assets belong to one of our citizens is totally unacceptable, and that we are seeking an urgent UN Security Council mandate to resolve this intolerable behaviour.” Yourkscha Tallivan spokesmufti has denied any involvement. Giving a press conference early this morning from their secret HQ van in a lay-by off the B999, he/she (gender indeterminable) said that they had never contracted out to CG as they are unable to handle his foul testes for religious reasons. Spokesmufti Chlamydiosis also denied that their van was producing the EHEC bacteria for missions in Germany. Belgium’s EU minister Barbu da Grubbe (because he has nothing else to do today or tomorrow or for the rest of this year) claimed today on Leeds United FC TV that he does not discount the notion that the recent Icelandic volcanic irruption was a deliberate smoke screen to hide this dastardly act. Not wishing to be outdone in the media circus now enveloping this henious crime the Italian Mistress for Fowl Pest, Asper Gillosis said over her boiled egg breakfast the she believed that the mafia gang Flubenvet were responsible and that her department had many months ago unmasked CG as their Head-of-UK “claw back” money laundering. Responding to questions of a sex scandal she inferred that she had stayed the night at a villa belonging to Berlusconni but refused to comment on a reported sleep-over at a Yorkshire chicken ranch. Lesvos Fillanes – Greek EU Agriculture Minister speaking in Strasbourg stated that his Government fully support his learned friend in Derbyshire and has immediately implemented a ban on raw omelette exports from Yorkshire. Asked why, he pointed to Greek’s enormous trade deficit caused by the importation of expensive Kleenex super soft toilet paper to cope with the local impact of Yorkshire raw omelette consumption, and he warned, he’s also investigating the impact of Yorkshire tea on Greece’s olive orchards – he would not go into those details at present. |
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Tandemman Member Since: 30 Jun 2007 Location: Barnsley Posts: 686 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
you have PM |
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