Boxbrownie wrote:

Steve D wrote:

Sperly wrote:

... If you are that desperate for 1000 toilet rolls and 100 gallons of disinfectant, then contact your local catering wholesaler - they all have plenty.

Lateral thinking folks......

True. My mate just bought this lot the other day. Look at the prices too!

2 ply? That really is finger staining territory

I bet he waters down the ketchup as well......

Unless you’re using the quilted stuff, all toilet tissue is 2-ply. You’re wiping your arse on it, not blowing your nose. Fold it over, as you do, it becomes 4-ply. Fold again for 8 ply. It’s only 2-ply if you are using a single sheet - who in hell does that?

I shouldn’t be telling anyone over the age of 4 how to wipe their arse!

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/produc...180-sheets
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/produc...-7529451-p
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/produc...240-sheets Past: FL2 TD4 HSE Auto
Evoque SD4 Dynamic Lux Auto
Present: Audi A3 S Line.

The paper from Costco is 3-ply without being quilted, which is just embossing of the layers but people will pay more for it.

Those who want to be "manly" and save the planet just use a bare hand and wash it (very well I hope) afterwards. Strange how large a section of the population were not washing until it became trendt on . Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!

Worms wrote:

That would be zero for my postcode.....for now!

Yes, posted too soon. First case in Highlands now listed on the daily update.  2005 D3 2.7 Auto
Previously:
2010 MY FL2 TD4e GS - Now gone at 199,500 miles, about 135,000 of them mine.
‘93 Defender 110 200TDi CSW
‘87 Defender 90 4 cyl Petrol
‘83 110 CSW V8 - best ever!
Range Rover 2-door V8 (not sure of year - 4-speed box and vacuum diff switch)
Series III SWB Diesel

And that would have been a test done 48 hours ago?

Indeed! And none of the maps take population per area into account, so give a really misleading impression. Much better if we moved over to confirmed cases per 100,000 population. 2005 D3 2.7 Auto
Previously:
2010 MY FL2 TD4e GS - Now gone at 199,500 miles, about 135,000 of them mine.
‘93 Defender 110 200TDi CSW
‘87 Defender 90 4 cyl Petrol
‘83 110 CSW V8 - best ever!
Range Rover 2-door V8 (not sure of year - 4-speed box and vacuum diff switch)
Series III SWB Diesel

Navigator wrote:

It is the same as buying headache pills when the world was normal. maximum of two, but you just go out one door and back in the other for another two until you have enough to kill yourself.

No paracetamol or aspirin at local Sainsburys, or bleach. So if the pills don't get you, drink the bleach

The Orange One has banned travellers from UK and Ireland from Monday night. Seems that if you're an American you can however still return home

^^^^^ A little publicized fact, Trump actually did the exact thing with his much "chest thumped" China travel ban but, at the beginning, still allowed Americans or green card holders to return from China and they were not initially self quarantined nor tested. That defacto nullified the possible effectiveness of that specific ban. At least they are now immediately testing and self quarantining all return travellers, better late than never.

My wife has just returned from shopping at our local Morrisons and said the shelves have been stripped bare... but as luck would have it they still had the two cases of Stella deal for £16 so not all bad then  94 Disco 300 TDI Gone
96 Defender 300 TDI Gone...Should have kept it.
2003 Freelander ES TD4 Gone
2002 Defender TD5 Gone
2005 Freelander HSE TD4 Gone
2015 Freelander 2 Metropolis Keeping for now!

Sidthecat wrote:

The Orange One has banned travellers from UK and Ireland from Monday night. Seems that if you're an American you can however still return home

But they are being admitted through special bays.......to be shot probably  Regards

David

Lovely i6 has now gone, but not me......

Please let me know if anything in my post offends you, as I may wish to offend you again......

What happened to our Special Relationship

Holding hands across the water

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Being shot in the States, surely not

Boxbrownie wrote:

Sidthecat wrote:

The Orange One has banned travellers from UK and Ireland from Monday night. Seems that if you're an American you can however still return home

But they are being admitted through special bays.......to be shot probably

So "lead poisoning" then???

Just goes to show, the orange one, Trump, and the hard man, Putin, can thump their chest as much as they like
china says we can stop the world with our germ warfare just send out a big cloud of Corna Virus!!!!!!

Personally, I prefer the "Cheeto Jesus" or simply "Cheetolini"...........................