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chicken george



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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race
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chicken george



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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race
Post #310980 13th Nov 2016 10:22 am
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What can one say?

https://www.facebook.com/TennentsLager/videos/1477957758885897/ Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!
Post #310986 13th Nov 2016 11:52 am
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Converted Ice Cream Van spills the lot!

One to brighten George's sunday!

http://www.itv.com/news/border/2016-11-11/...-m6-crash/ Everyone can spread it - Anyone can catch it. Stay home - the life you save can be your own!
Post #310988 13th Nov 2016 12:41 pm
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Malfunction



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They say that when America sneezes the whole world catches a cold.

Well America has just Trumped and the whole world is shi**ing itself. !!!
Post #310989 13th Nov 2016 12:57 pm
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Jimboland



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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven a Royal Flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.
Post #311273 17th Nov 2016 11:47 am
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Post #311277 17th Nov 2016 12:04 pm
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Two piles of vomit walking past a kebab shop and one siad "I was brought up round here".


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Post #311509 20th Nov 2016 11:28 am
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What us Brits think about Oz wildlife Laughing


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Post #311568 21st Nov 2016 12:05 am
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chicken george



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accident while delivering Mrs G's new cauldron.

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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race
Post #311729 22nd Nov 2016 9:47 am
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taztastic



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I hope that reactor lid is x-rayed before they fit it, Shocked
Post #311730 22nd Nov 2016 9:54 am
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chicken george



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it'll be right, bit of T-cut maybe At work
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"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race
Post #311748 22nd Nov 2016 12:19 pm
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Post #311760 22nd Nov 2016 3:49 pm
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taztastic



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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!"

I think it was Farmer Geddon
Post #311762 22nd Nov 2016 4:03 pm
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I attended the funeral of an old friend yestrday at a Crematorium. I am sure that he would have seen the irony in the sign over the door near the coffin saying "FIRE EXIT" .....#blackhumour 3 x FL1 2 manual + 1 auto
5 x FL2 4 manual + 1 auto
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Post #311763 22nd Nov 2016 4:06 pm
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