Over breakfast this morning her Laydship (for those who do not know - she's a Doctor) said that last night she'd seen news footage of Kate's recent first official solo royal engagement doing some meet n greets somewhere. I, as a republican don't give a dam about the subject of royalty so I did not listen intently to what my other half was saying (more interested in my toast n marmalade) until she said, I quote: "Kate is pregnant - probably in month 3, I can see the signs in the recent changes in her facial features. They are no longer diaphanous but blown and puffy."

So I said, if she is pregnant there would have been an official palace "announcement". No said her Ladyship, they will wait until closer to month 4 so that tests on the foetus are complete and establish that all's well, when that's concluded expect the announcement by the end of this month or early March - unless of course she miscarries and they want to keep that a secret. Is her Laydship's diagnostic observation correct - only time will tell.

However, for all you royalists salivating at the prospect of tiny royalist feet scurrying across the nursery floor get on to your Daily Mail, or better still, The Sun as they need some new scoop reporters - most of them have had their collar felt by the Plod recently.

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They say a TV camera puts on a few pounds

Was her backside still ok? Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

My little lad was told to stick a star on something 'hot' at nursery, he ran across the room and stuck it on a picture of Kate Middleton

The nursery staff framed and gave us the picture as a momento  At work
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chicken george wrote:

My little lad was told to stick a star on something 'hot' at nursery, he ran across the room and stuck it on a picture of Kate Middleton

The nursery staff framed and gave us the picture as a momento

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chicken george wrote:

My little lad was told to stick a star on something 'hot' at nursery, he ran across the room and stuck it on a picture of Kate Middleton
The nursery staff framed and gave us the picture as a momento

I sincerely hope our daughter does not do the same routine and stick a star on a royal prince because Papi won't let him over the threshold unless he joins the communist party, reads Isvestia and not the Daily Telegraph

dunroof wrote:

Who's the father then?

James Hewitt? I have heard that the Royals like to "keep it in the family"  John
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old hat....................in the papers every week since November last year.

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iain cooper wrote:

old hat....................in the papers every week since November last year. Iain

I have asked the girls in the office and they have said she will be fat faced due to long haul flights or the fact she started eating again after the wedding

The have also said they bought a dog because they were hanging on and not having kids straight away

so we have now gone from been pregnant, to fat or tired and now to possibly having a mistake  Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

The girls in the office wouldn't be the jealous type would they?

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