This morning at 9:30 a certain farmers tractor broke down as it was exiting a busy T junction The clutch failed and tractor refused to move Things were not helped buy the huge piece of machinery being towed by said tractor.
Luckily the hapless tractor driver (Phil) was able to phone me to come with another tractor and tow him to the nearby pub car park.
Equally luckily I am unlike the 'toolking' and I carry a good selection of tools with me so the tractor was repaired using a piece of old chain I found under the seat . It was only a clutch pedal return spring failure not a full clutch failure.
The only regret I have is that no caravans were caught in the ensuing tailbacks

The location of this incident was bizarrely exactly where the arrow points on my members location map , spooky.
Also why does the tractor only breakdown outside a pub during closing hours  At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race