When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all of the world's children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.


Reports of Michael Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the Childrens Ward having a STROKE!


Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.


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Jacko's funeral invites have been sent out. They state mourners can
wear what they want..........don't matter if it's black or white.



The hospital dont know what to do with his body meantime, plastic
recycling day is Tuesday.


Michael Jackson died of food poisoning last night....... That's what he
gets for eating 12 year old nuts.



Michael Jackson died whilst picking his nose. Police are blaming it on
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Michael Jackson 'died' quite a few years ago. He clearly hasn't been a happy person for a long time. He's probably better off wherever he is now. And might even get some of his colour back.

One down Glitter to go!

Some one mis-understood-
Jacko having a heart attack in the hospital, thought he was in the childrens ward having a stroke!

Posted Jun 26th 2009 3:31PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has just received a tape of the Michael Jackson 911 call made yesterday at 12:21 PM from Michael's house in Holmby Hills, Ca.

The person who makes the call says Jackson was not breathing and unconscious. Jackson was not responding to CPR. The caller says the doctor on scene -- Dr. Conrad Murray -- was the only witness -- "The doctor has been the only one here."



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