Driving home from the pub last night (across my fields) I saw a bunch of blue lights flashing on the main road. Turns out a visiting Ozzy had a few too many drinks and rolled his bosses van a few times then into my field, wrecking about 10 yards of hedge. He was mainly unhurt , just cuts and bruises. The police turned up and arrested him , putting him in the back of the panda car while they cleared debris from the road. Anyways another car came around the bend and rammed into the back of the police car causing the drunken tourist further pain. And you wonder why I drive across the fields , everyone on the roads around here is either blind or drunk .

To compound the Ozzies problems CG enterprises are sending him a large bill for hedge repairs but I have a feeling he will be leaving the country before he ever pays up.
Its a shame when you make an effort to keep the hedges nicely planted just for some stupid Ozzy to wreck it all for you  At work
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