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Slaneydore

Member Since: 23 Mar 2013
Location: Broxbourne Hertfordshire
Posts: 1603

2008 Freelander 2 TD4 HSE Auto Stornoway Grey

W.T. is going on here on this tread, I am utterly confused Have I missed something BETTER looking half of the famous Twinlanders
The wanna be other half - http://www.freel2.com/forum/member-carriec.html

13th Sep 2013 8:46 pm

npinks

Member Since: 28 Jun 2007
Location: Ls25
Posts: 20092

Tread lightly Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

13th Sep 2013 8:46 pm

chicken george

Member Since: 06 Dec 2007
Location: N. Yorks
Posts: 13292

2008 Freelander 2 TD4 XS Manual Santorini Black

drink a bottle of wine, read again everything will make sense At work
At home

"I can't always believe facts I read on the web" - Charles Dickens

winner by default of the tractor vs caravan race

13th Sep 2013 8:49 pm

taztastic

Member Since: 03 Feb 2011
Location: North West
Posts: 8652

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Step away

13th Sep 2013 8:53 pm

Dave

Member Since: 04 Jul 2007
Location: Somewhere Near You
Posts: 2666

2012 Freelander 2 SD4 HSE Auto Indus Silver

Taz,

You been drinking again ______________________
2011 Full Fat RR 4.4 TDV8
2012 FL2 SD4 Auto HSE
2013 Kawasaki Versys 650

13th Sep 2013 8:57 pm

chrisr1806

Member Since: 20 Oct 2012
Location: None
Posts: 2220

2011 Freelander 2 SD4 HSE Auto Santorini Black

Slaneydore you missed loads.

13th Sep 2013 8:58 pm

taztastic

Member Since: 03 Feb 2011
Location: North West
Posts: 8652

Dave, I wish,............... I really do,

13th Sep 2013 9:03 pm

Slaneydore

Member Since: 23 Mar 2013
Location: Broxbourne Hertfordshire
Posts: 1603

taztastic wrote:
There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Step away

Thanks for clearing that up for me Taz, makes so much more sence to me now

BETTER looking half of the famous Twinlanders
The wanna be other half - http://www.freel2.com/forum/member-carriec.html

Last edited by Slaneydore on 13th Sep 2013 9:41 pm. Edited 1 time in total

13th Sep 2013 9:06 pm

taztastic

Member Since: 03 Feb 2011
Location: North West
Posts: 8652

Donald Rumsfeld will take honours for that lot,

13th Sep 2013 9:12 pm

Pegleg

Member Since: 15 Apr 2010
Location: Deep in mid Wales
Posts: 3114

2008 Freelander 2 TD4 GS Manual Santorini Black

What Recording Company today would take this on?

Tenor: There's a song that I recall
My mother sang to me.
Spriggs (off): Oh! (a sigh)
Tenor: She sang it as she tucked me in
When I was ninety-three..

(harp plays a rising chord...).

Spriggs: I diddle, I. Who was that bum?.

Bluebottle + Spriggs:
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po,
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind)
Ying tong iddle I po
Spriggs: Keep lad up. Keep.
Bluebottle: Keep up lad up..

Both: Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Spriggs: lad
Both: Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po (lad)
Iddle I po (lad).

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong (Spriggs: iddle) (Bluebottle: ying tong)
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong iddle.

Bluebottle (spoken):
Ying tong iddle I po!
(short raspberry, Secombe).

Both: Oh!
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po!.

(trumpet bit).

Bluebottle:
Ying. Ying tongy tongy.
Ying tong iddle I po.
Ying tong iddle I po.
(Secombe under this: What a lovely lovely boy!)
(or Secombe under this: What a lovely melody devine!)
Ying ying ying tongy tongy.
(Milligan: Get out the rifle, sir.)
(or Milligan: Get off the record.)
Yeeeng.
Ying tong ying tong d'gy-n'o.
Ying tong d'ga.
(Secombe: Get away.)
D'g d'g d'ga.
Ying tong iddle I po..

Seagoon:Hear that crazy rhythm
Driving me insane.
Strike your partner on the bonce (bonk?).
(thump)
Eccles: Ooh. I felt no pain.
(Seagoon screeches).

Seagoon, Bluebottle and Eccles:
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying....

(harp chord rises).

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna.....

(Raspberry section, probably Milligan).

Bloodnok: Ohhhhh!
Eccles: Oh!.

(harp chord).

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna, where the.....

(crash!).

Seagoon, Spriggs and Bluebottle (far off):
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po.

(mad dash to foreground).

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
(Spriggs: where's he going lad?)
(BB: I don't know)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po.

Seagoon: LOOK OUT!
(cry from Bluebottle).

(mad dash to distance).

(hastily)
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po.

(dash to foreground).

Ying tong....

(whine of bomb dropping, explosion).

Double speed, but same tempo, Goons:.

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po..

Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po..

One: Ying! Tongy tongy tongy.
Yiddy diddy diddy da daaa. Ying diddy.
Ying tong diddle. Yiddada boo.
(rhythmic thigh slapping, raspberry).

All Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle
Ying tong iddle I po
Ying tong ying tong
Ying tong iddle I po
Iddle I po..

Eccles: Whoooooh!. Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

13th Sep 2013 10:29 pm

j77

Member Since: 26 Nov 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 2909

I ain't heard that song for a while

It definitely wouldn't make the X factor. 21MY Defender 90 S 3.0 D200

13th Sep 2013 10:40 pm

Pegleg

Member Since: 15 Apr 2010
Location: Deep in mid Wales
Posts: 3114

Of course not.
But sold by the millions.
Point made Another member of the failed FL2 clutch/DMF club, twice.

13th Sep 2013 10:47 pm

npinks

Member Since: 28 Jun 2007
Location: Ls25
Posts: 20092

Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

13th Sep 2013 10:47 pm

j77

Member Since: 26 Nov 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 2909

There was another song which kept a few artists of the top spot, I think it was Joe Dolce. 21MY Defender 90 S 3.0 D200

13th Sep 2013 10:49 pm

rjc1944

Member Since: 18 Dec 2011
Location: Perranporth, Cornwall
Posts: 783

Isn't it a good job we don't have to pay postage Ours - 2008 Stornoway Grey HSE Auto
Tricia's - 2006 Royal Blue Beetle Cabriolet Auto
Mine - 2014 Vespa GTS 300 Super Sport Matt Black
Ours - 2007 White Bailey Pageant Champagne

13th Sep 2013 10:52 pm

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