Pharmacology:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name (bit like GS69...Goldstone69 or Arse... only kiddin fella honest! )

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of Government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a 'power beverage' suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs', and just good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of 'MOUNT & DO'.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you took offence.........Tuff sorry

Quite alright carl not the first and definetly won`t be the last time that i`ve been compared to an arse

keep the 'smutty' jokes coming ...... the internet is full of tedious humourless forums long may this forum continue to be different

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I was going to compliment carl on his cute behind but decided if he changes avatar again he might get the wrong idea

Thanks for the compliments, the wife said as long as her face was not on the picture she'd be fine about it, so I took it while she was at work

Thought the Forum was getting too smutty so decided to make it a little 'cheeky' instead

Good on yer Carl, a good laugh at the end of a long hard day .... ooops no what I meant was ... I've been up for about 19 hours ..... ooops no thats not right .... I mean .... it's a long time since I got up .... no no I mean .... ah well you know what I mean

Like the avtar, I knew you got a picture of me in the woods, but I didn't realsie you got Mts Avtur in the woods too......

Mrs Avtur asked me not to say it was her but hey!!!!! I guess you out of all of us know what her cute butt looks like .......and after meeting her too!!!! It probably does...the little minx