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 Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
 16th Dec 2016 12:33 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074872 · Subject: Re: Drink Driving |
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J |
| Should this have a cover? |
Jimboland
10th Dec 2016 11:27 am
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Forum: Technical · Replies: 7 · Views: 3714 · Subject: Should this have a cover? |
| It looks like it should have a grill to allow air through to the blower motor because it looks like there is a foam rubber bit around the edge of the opening - but when Alex has a look you will know f ... |
| The Great car insurance rip off is alive and well |
Jimboland
10th Dec 2016 11:20 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 32 · Views: 15944 · Subject: The Great car insurance rip off is alive and well |
| You really have to shop around to see who gives the best deal. The cheapest is not always the best as the only real test of an insurance company is whether they pay out or not and how willing they ar ... |
| Cruise Control |
Jimboland
8th Dec 2016 11:23 am
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Forum: Technical · Replies: 3 · Views: 1985 · Subject: Cruise Control |
I've got a 2012 SD4 GS. The buttons don't light up but the TC symbol lights up on the dashboard when TC is engaged.
The esiest way to find out if yours light up is to try it at night.
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| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
6th Dec 2016 11:17 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074872 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
That is a lovely poem,
sounds like a Christmas farce,
but if you don't like it
you can stick it up your double overhead camshaft.
J |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
2nd Dec 2016 10:52 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074872 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
| A "spoonerism" is where sylables in a phrase or sentence get mixed up with perhaps the most well know being "Graise your a*ses to the queer old dean" was intended to be the toast & ... |
| Black Friday Deals? |
Jimboland
26th Nov 2016 11:15 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 69 · Views: 33617 · Subject: Black Friday Deals? |
Wouldn't it be nice if retailers just set a fair price for their goods and sold them accordingly.
It would save them a fortune in all of the endlessly changing point of sale material and advertisi ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
23rd Nov 2016 11:24 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074872 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Amazing just how much research those yanks do but they haven't progress since this was last posted on here in 2005!
But a good laugh anyway.
J |
| survey |
Jimboland
21st Nov 2016 10:59 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 10 · Views: 6508 · Subject: survey |
MBA, Master of Buggar All
Nah; MBA = Master Bullsh!tters Award. I know, I've got one
Jimboland MBA, FIPSM and other cr@p that I have long forgotten |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
20th Nov 2016 11:28 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074872 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Two piles of vomit walking past a kebab shop and one siad "I was brought up round here".
J |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
17th Nov 2016 11:47 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074872 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day so the Angel ... |
| front and rear washers |
Jimboland
17th Nov 2016 11:40 am
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Forum: Technical · Replies: 8 · Views: 5031 · Subject: front and rear washers |
Does this problem affect the headlight wash? (When the headlights are on, the HL washers squirt every fifth time the front screen washer is activated unless the washer fluid level is low).
J |
| Jerky Automatic |
Jimboland
17th Nov 2016 11:19 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 17 · Views: 15450 · Subject: Jerky Automatic |
| Sorry, can't help with the gearbox problem, but I have a blackvue cam (front and rear) and it can be set to be active for various lengths of time after switching off the ignition. Also, I have a &quo ... |
| heated windscreen |
Jimboland
14th Nov 2016 10:57 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 20 · Views: 13100 · Subject: heated windscreen |
| I use the PROG button and it does the job very quickly but it leaves the rear screen demister on until I switch off the engine, so I usually switch the rear demist off as soon as it has demisted, whic ... |
| Trump v Clinton |
Jimboland
10th Nov 2016 11:21 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 31 · Views: 11556 · Subject: Trump v Clinton |
Apparently someone in America saw what effect Brexit had and wondered if anyone could trump that!
Sorry.
Coat - door - gone.
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