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 Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
 1st Feb 2025 12:17 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074715 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The ... |
| Fault Finding Techniques ?? |
Jimboland
27th Jan 2025 12:25 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 6 · Views: 1171 · Subject: Fault Finding Techniques ?? |
The third part of the Engineering Flowchart is:
If it doesn't fit use a bigger hammer
Jimbo |
| My xs is no more. |
Jimboland
20th Jan 2025 12:54 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 37 · Views: 5646 · Subject: My xs is no more. |
| One purpose of insurance is to have things put back as they were before the bump. Bujt insurance companies will go for a write off if they think it will cost more to repair than to write off. After ... |
| Screen washers |
Jimboland
19th Jan 2025 8:55 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 9 · Views: 1515 · Subject: Screen washers |
| Glad you got it fixed. What you need to do now is to carefully aim the passenger side washer a bit more to the left and give it a blast when those annoying cyclists creep up between you and the kerb. ... |
| Winter battery blues |
Jimboland
14th Jan 2025 12:35 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 21 · Views: 2935 · Subject: Winter battery blues |
| I too despair. A young chap I know told me he had a problem with his radiator as it was only hot at the bottom and cold at the top. He had called a few plumbers asking for a quote for a new radiator ... |
| Snow on cars |
Jimboland
10th Jan 2025 10:58 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 18 · Views: 3014 · Subject: Snow on cars |
| It's the same with those mindless idiots who keep on driving with lighting faults, usually the off-side headlight, so the vehicle looks like a motorbike. On regular routes and times I see the same ca ... |
| Yipee 50k |
Jimboland
2nd Jan 2025 11:51 am
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 6 · Views: 1384 · Subject: Yipee 50k |
| One of the things I like about the Fl2 is the ease of getting in and out. Recently I had a series of hospital appointments that I could not drive to and from so had to get lifts or taxis and then a l ... |
| Yipee 50k |
Jimboland
1st Jan 2025 12:54 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 6 · Views: 1384 · Subject: Yipee 50k |
Just clocked up 50,000 miles in my 2012 SD4 GS.
I didn't plan to do only an average of 4,000 miles a year. My plan was to do an extensive tour of western Europe over two or three years but circums ... |
| Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Jimboland
9th Dec 2024 1:12 pm
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Forum: Off Topic · Replies: 2219 · Views: 1074715 · Subject: Forum humour !!! (Some Jokes May Offend) |
Thanks for the advice Andy.
I had a dream the other night. I was in a shop with all the Christmas stuff and the assistant was about to answer that most difficult question. "What to get your wi ... |
| 7 years, cost £15,700+ |
Jimboland
14th Nov 2024 10:03 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 43 · Views: 5747 · Subject: 7 years, cost £15,700+ |
| I bought my FL2 new in 2012, so it is 12 and a half years old now and only done about 50,000 miles. So far I have replaced the tyres and had a new windscreen. I change the windscreen wiper blades eve ... |
| disable headlights |
Jimboland
29th Oct 2024 11:28 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 4 · Views: 1155 · Subject: disable headlights |
| Lots of cars have dipped headlights on all the time and it seems to be a trend that is increasing. So you have a choice, turn them off or join the club. For me I would leave them on as in today's so ... |
| What do the Letters SD4 HSE mean? |
Jimboland
16th Oct 2024 11:10 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 15 · Views: 2909 · Subject: What do the Letters SD4 HSE mean? |
Oh those modern lables, L, GL and GXL. You knew you were somebody when you moved up from Stanard to DeLuxe.
Jimbo (showing my age) |
| Transmission error message |
Jimboland
6th Oct 2024 4:47 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 14 · Views: 2529 · Subject: Transmission error message |
Update. Mystery solved.
After a week of the same transmission fault message another diagnostic check was done and this showed a problem with the module - which I think is a computer gismo which con ... |
| PAS fluid colour |
Jimboland
6th Oct 2024 4:36 pm
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Forum: General · Replies: 12 · Views: 2272 · Subject: PAS fluid colour |
"Just gave me a slight turn..."
Of the steering wheel ???
Jimbo
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| EVs vs ICE |
Jimboland
27th Sep 2024 10:49 am
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Forum: General · Replies: 63 · Views: 10457 · Subject: EVs vs ICE |
RFL ? I think the Road Fund Licence officially ceased in 1955.
I thought it was now VED . "car tax" Smile Its got nothing to do with funding the roads anyway- thats all in general taxatio ... |
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