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chicken george



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The farmer wants a wife

check out 'David' he lives near me, seems he's run out of women in York and Harrogate and now has to go on telly to find one Laughing But he doesn't really want a wife I know him better than that it should be called 'the farmers wants his leg over'

Mind you he's getting on and his boyish charm has deserted him Rolling with laughter At work
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They are filming this weekend, following a pig from my cousins farm to the butchers and then onto the local cricket clubs hog-roast party . Hopefully the 'pig' is a farm animal not one of the 'wives' they chose for my cousin Shocked

David actually got 500 women applying to be his wife, double the number most of the other contestants received, probably because he looks not unlike Gordon Ramsey At work
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My dad grew up in that house, its nearly as big as CG mansions Thumbs Up .... shame we are only tenant farmers , the houses belong to the Queen - crown estates. She pops round every fourth Saturday for a chat and to collect the rent. The corgis chase my dog round the garden, what a fine time we have.

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are you sure she didnt say for having a black car Im going to kick your arse Rolling with laughter 07my Freelander 2 HSE TD4 Baltic Blue,Privacy Glass,Ebony black leather,Land rover detachable towbar,S/S Side bars,Climair wind deflectors,Bramble Rash,

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stormsky wrote:
Desmond is a bit of a freak but have you seen his piles!


err no Laughing At work
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Desmond Dislikes: Ugly buildings, Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
Did you see that crows-nest he live in Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter


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busted Embarassed David has read this post Laughing

Anyway the tv series is starting next weds. channel 5 At work
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Watch him tomorrow ch5 9pm.... Laughing At work
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popped over to this during the break in what i was watching

were do they find these people Rolling with laughter

on here by the looks of it^^^ Rolling with laughter Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

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Re: The farmer wants a wife

chicken george wrote:
http://www.farmerwantsawife.com/


check out 'David' he's my neighbour and cousin, seems he's run out of women in York and Harrogate and now has to go on telly to find one Laughing But he doesn't really want a wife I know him better than that it should be called 'the farmers wants his leg over'

Mind you he's getting on and his boyish charm has deserted him Rolling with laughter


Sounds like you could be a bit jealous George Wink 

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errr

this is a Freelander 2 forum not a lets get David laid forum Laughing

If any pictures are to be posted, the moderators and 2nd highest poster need to check for suitability for David Whistle Former Mod/Member, with the most post & Chicken George Arch nemesis

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